The DJ's
Big J
Saturday: 6:00 AM - 12:00 PM
You meet Rick Astley in a dark alleyway, what do you do?
I ask him to a candle light dinner to discuss the better parts of today’s current Canadian Culture, the rock music in particular.
You have the choice between spending the day at
Strip Clubs.
A. I’m Irish and as a result I burn easily in the sun, and while being a fat guy has come in handy more times than I can count in the water because of my buoyancy it’s just not worth the 2 weeks of pain and suffering from my skin being melted .
B. I’m that guy who goes to the strip club to find true love. Yep.
You are stuck on an island what three items do you need to survive?
4lbs of hamburger, 3 lbs of cheese, and a gallon of Margarita’s Habanera Hot Sauce.
I will make tortillas from the plant life I find on the island. I can’t live without tacos.
In 5 years what do you hope to be doing?
At this rate in 5 years I am going to be in rehab for my numerous addictions. Specifically, Taco’s, Jaeger, and Women.
OK, now rep yo city!
Home of the Bucking Horse Parade and the place where Custer and his poor group of
What is your Hobo name?
DJ Hobo. My friends and roommates call me this because I can’t afford to buy my own drinks.
If you could get lit up with any historical figure who would it be?
Napoleon. I would ask him why in the hell he thought it was a good idea to try and invade
What’s the one question we shouldn’t ask you?
Why do you always date bat-sh** crazy chicks?
Top 5:
Bands:
1. Metallica
2. The Secret Machines
3. Audioslave
4. AC/DC
5. Morrissey
Movies:
1.Anchor Man
2. Apocalypse Now
3. Big Lebowski
4. Raising
5. Every Sylvester Stallone movie EVER!
T.V. Shows:
1. The Simpsons
2. Seinfeld
3. Family Guy
4. Airwolf
5. Clarissa Explains It All
Mulligans, The Bouquet, Spearmint Rhino, The Torch, Jumpin Janets, and various gutters.
What are your hobbies?
Eating, Self-Love, Gambling.
Favorite tall building?
The Space Needle.
What where you doing on August 12th, 2004?
I had just learned the news that my great, great, great uncle spent the better part of his life killing
In the event that the world goes into an apocalyptic melt down, how do you plan to survive?
I’m planning on stealing and feeding off of the weaker minded. The Liberals!
Was Jules Verne a time traveler or just very intuitive about the future?
Neither, he was not of this Earth. After reading several of his novels, it is apparent that he was an alien, sent to Earth to prepare us for a coming Invasion of Sea Creatures and Earth Trolls that live beneath us.
And finally:
Chuck Norris or Keith Hernandez? Explain.
Chuck Norris. In the movie “Good Guy’s Wear Black”, Chuck crushed a cue ball in his hand. The way I see it, a cue ball has more density than a baseball. So Chuck could just look at a baseball and will it to be crushed.
BIG J's Concert Blurb:
Ushering in a new year of amazing concerts both Local and National is a don't miss event, January 17th at the Knitting Factory. Headlining the the gig is local band Malachi! If you haven't herd Malachi now would be a good time to grab their new CD, Mourning Day's Volume 1 from the Record Exchange. After the first listen it's obvious that the band has a large and diverse influence base, and seemingly sow them all together to create a large and engrossing ROCK sound. However to just hear this album is doing the band a great injustice. A live Malachi show brings to life the Haunting lyrics and clever harmmonies that you will find within in Mourning Day's Volume 1. Don't miss this show at the Knitting Factory January 17th. Stay tuned for Feburary's pick!
